I Want a Snowman (with an Ab V)

by Gordon Babycakes III

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Lyrics

I want a snowman with an ab V
I want a snowman with an ab V
To hold my hands against

I want a snowman with an ab V
I want a snowman with an ab V
To hold my head against

I want a snowman with an ab V
I want a snowman with an ab V
To hold my mouth against

I want a snowman with an ab V
I want a snowman with an ab V
That’s built unlike the rest

A tight little snowman
A hot body snowman
A rock solid snowman
A rip shit snowman
A bone cut snowman
A jackhammer snowman
A cornfed snowman
A yolked out snowman
A thick-necked snowman
A juice box snowman
A buck steak snowman
A beefcake snowman
A piledrivin’ snowman
A tight little snowman
A tight little snowman

Gordon Babycakes III

Gordon Babycakes III is Steve Tartaglione, a writer, barge enthusiast, and founder of Weird But Good.

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